Friday, May 9th, 2008

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6:16p

Ancient Gods Don't Eat Children Because They Are Dead.* When future archaeologists (claws, tentacles, and all) unearth our junkyards, they will figure out we worshiped Mother Earth goddess, also known under the name of The Planet. If they learn to read our bumperstickers, that is. This green thing is so like religion I seriously doubt if organic food can possibly be kosher. *Ambiguous parsing intended (14 Comments | Comment on this)

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